cz missing s'pore already. but still smiling because he is happy with our planned $5 loot

as long as i am out of s'pore, i'm happy. =)

so, we planned our armed robbery for today at pulau ubin during dinner. then, we went back to s'pore. met william, zhi cong and teck for soccer match. watched asernal match, man city vs man u and liverpool bs chelesa match. not bad, has been long since i last watched soccer. then went back home, sleep.

this morning woke up early, BIG DAY! so excited. about the armed robbery. went to causeway point in the noon, met darling and paul for lunch. then we went back to school. am suppose to complete my PP by 28th aug. still struggling. am still proud of myself. completed 1/4 of it. weee. not going for classes anymore. self declare holiday since no more ut.

slacked in the library all the way, did some PP, watched superstar avenue, watched crazy for you ep 14, 15, 16 1/2. walked over to BK at causeway around 8 for dinner. few more hours to my armed robbery. sibei EXCITED.

after dinner, took 856. ok... THIS IS THE MOMENT! paul, cz and i were sitting at the back of the bus. i was reading newspaper while paul and cz were engrossed with a conversation about girl (yeah, you don't have to know who but it's definately not me). then this guy at the back of the bus, sitting behind us, suddenly came to the front and scolded us vulgarities. i stared at him blankly. then he said:

"you chinese think u very great. u fuckers are nth. s'pore is rule by malay and indians (i didn't noe LKY and LHL is malay/indian at all. must be the reason why i failed history!), you all also dunnoe. bloody fuckers. blah blah. -following conversation is all about how shitty chinese are-

i am a police. i show u my warrant card -shows card- (can't really see cause is too far for me to see). i have the power to arrest you all. -blah blah, more vulgarities-"

then he walked to the front, hit the pole with his hand and settled at the front seat. continued with my paper while the guys back to their convo. (we don't give a damn)

suddenly at senoko light, bus slowed down. saw him talking to the bus driver. then the bus driver and him approached us. he open the back door with the emergency button, door didn't batch, so he kicked. then he shouted at us:

"you 3 get down now! i have police coming over in 5 mins. i suspect you 3 are doing an armed robbery in the bus."

cz, serene, paul: "comeon! we are students from Republic Polytechnic. rob what? what's there to even rob in the bus? you're kidding me?"

serene: "search lah! what weapons we have? -opens bag- use laptop rob arhz?"

cz: "use cable rob lahz"

him: "-kicks- get out now! i have the POWER here. i can arrest you. i have my warrant card. get out of the bus now. my police car is coming soon."

paul: " NO! WE ARE NOT GETTING OUT. why should we get down. warrant pass so? i want to see warrant of arrest. call police? u tink we scare? we call police also lahz. armed robbery..." -calls police-

him: "u 3 better get down, my police cars are here soon. -gets down of bus-

paul, serene: "UNCLE!!! CLOSE THE DOOR! START THE BUS. QUICK!!!!"

so yup... the end. we called the police, explained our situation, talked to the bus driver, went home laughed about it. why the fuck would we want to rob a bus with only 2 other passenger aside from the bus driver and that siao lang? how much can they give us? $5 for tomorrow's lunch? comeon. i am not stoopid and despo.

idiotic guy.

*PS: i did not plan a robbery. but the incident with that mad guy is real. and nope, the planning of armed robbery in ubin is fake too. = = don't be stoopid?